QuantumFog

November 21, 2005

Hey, take that thing outside

Maybe smokers are getting too sensitive about the needs of others. A French tourist, Sandrine Sellies, was aboard a Cathay Pacific flight from Hong Kong to Brisbane on November 19th. Sandrine asks for another whiskey, but the stewardess takes note of her inebriated state and closes her bar tab. The knee-jerk compulsion to fire one up overcomes common sense and Sandrine heads for the emergency exit with a cigarette in one hand, lighter in the other. A stewardess stopped her as she attempted to open the door. Ms Sellies pled guilty and was given a 12 month good behavior bond.

QuantumFog gets a birdie for this hole, as it beat CNN and Jay Leno to the story.

November 18, 2005

A video option for you broadbanders

Maybe if we all treated our cars a little nicer, they would take care of things a little better:

Oh, just in case you lost track of an old classic, here's the one about the kung fu bear.

November 10, 2005

It might even make you rich

I'm putting this here because this idea never occurred to me. And it should have, because it's the best moneymaker since panhandling in New York. So, get on your knees, throw those arms out sideways, drip some tears down your cheeks and blow a few snotbubbles. Here is cyberbeg.

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