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March 21, 2007
Showing 'em how its done
Hugh Hefner's about 80. His main squeeze is Holly Madison, who's about 28. According to QuantumFog's team of scantily clothed, nubile reporters, here's what happened.
After several months, the young'un complains she never climaxed during sex and by birthright, all American women are entitled to at least one orgasm during sex.
Hugh puffs thoughtfully on his pipe. The next day they go see a psychiatrist.
The shrink tells 'em to get a strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they're having sex. This, he says, will cause the woman to climax. If it has anything to do with sex and crazy, Hugh is up for it. They give it a try.
A few days goes by and after several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist says for the bride to change partners and let the virile young man have sex with her while Hugh waves the towel. They try it that night and the young woman goes into a series of wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes, one after the other.
When it's over, Hugh smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, THAT's how you wave a towel!"
Name: gURL: http://newwrinkle.blogspot.com/Posted on: Fri Mar 23 09:26:22 2007Message: What an enlightening...? (er, more on the funny side) post. :D
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