QuantumFog

May 1, 2007

Loose women tightened here

I'll bet you've been wondering why Middle Eastern women prefer the West. Well, here's three items Iranians would never dream of inventing.

The one on top is the Mechanical Mustang Riding Horse. Its the latest and least expensive in the evolution of mechanical booty shakers. It'll run ya about $399, and another $50 for shipping.

The parent of the "Mustang" is the Panasonic Core Trainer, complete with stirrups for extra steering control. This sold a year ago for $2,000.

And, we couldn't run off without mentioning the Hula Chair.

QuantumFog offers a peek at the instructions from an oriental website: "The massage to the fundament will arose excited sexuality, the Hula chair is also good for sexual use."

Just what I was thinkin', but don't stop there.

"The wriggling movement in waist and abdomen of human body, will lead the intestines and stomach squirm in rhythm, to eliminate dyspepsia and adjust the constipation while remove the fact of abdomen and anti backbone disease."

Now they're beginning to sound like my HMO.

Comments

Name: QuantumFog
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Posted on: Wed May 9 10:29:18 2007
Message: Thanks.

Hey, if I ever get to Barcelona, dinner's on me.

Name: Barcelona Photoblog
URL: barcelonaphotoblog.blogspot.com
Posted on: Tue May 8 17:08:21 2007
Message: Funny, educational, sexy and clever. Kudos.

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